“My Story” by Benjamin Franklin
I shall admit to you now that not even my famed Autobiography, noteworthy as it is, told the entire Tale of Ben Franklin, for there were one or two adventures of mine left untold.
One of those tales explains how I came to be here alive in the 21st century!
Another how I happened to established my own most Excellent Plumbing Company in This Present America (having befriended true patriots and now Fellows-In-Arms at One Hour Heating and Air Conditioning!)
But Time is precious, do we all not agree?
Thus shall I NOT regale you here with how I was met one fateful Parisian night by a cloaked stranger, an encounter that led to, among other things, my successful invention of a so-called Time Machine-
(The extraordinary existence and details of which I purposefully omitted from the History of my scientific tinkerings, as well as fully struck from the annals of my Unbridled Successes, for obvious reasons).
-Nay, nor have I room here to tell of the wonders of this device, or of its various and sundry usefulnesses to me over these years, and indeed across these centuries.
Needless to say, I have learned much.
I have learned that regardless of Time’s passing, just as Human Nature itself remains unchanged, so has my great Admiration and Love for the People, and desire to serve THEM proves constant and true.
And I have also learned that really, I quite enjoy plumbing!
So then, when I encountered these One Hour Heating and Air fellows, and observed firsthand the Moral Excellence with which they apply the great American Work Ethic, I immediately introduced myself and showed them my Time Machine, striking upon an instant comradery!
I shared with them my love of charity and service, and plumbing, all of which they encouraged me in and bade my furtherance!
Therefore, I gathered a Team of Exceptional Plumbers, whom I have apprenticed in various plumbing techniques of the past and of the future, and transferred mastery among a myriad of Rare and Unknown Gadgetry.
Now “Ben Franklin Plumbing,” we have partnered with our Dear Friends at One Hour, as they believe what we believe, thus launching my Time Machine Plumbing Vans from shared warehouses and resources, making both Teams BETTER, and proving again what President Lincoln once suggested:
United We Stand Strong.
We are proud to be Ben Franklin Plumbing, taking great care and pride in ALL of the services we offer.
We are indeed Here Today. Here Tomorrow. And Here for YOU.
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